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Somewhere in the forest, you encounter a deer who stops you and asks if you wish to make a trade- your lunchbox for her 31 pouches of gold. Before you could say a word, an urn smashes the poor deer.
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This is a reference to the first incident of [[Pouch of Gold|pouches of gold]] transfer that got public. It made '''31 PoG''' known widely as meme. The story behind can be read here: [[31 PoG]].

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Valley Valley.png is a quest that can be done when a player reaches level 20. Starting this quest costs 1 Stamina.png Stamina. Valley is where level 22 or higher collectors with the skill Perception have a chance of obtaining recipes (item) that are needed to craft Tier 2 Book-green.png equipment.

Quest description

Watch out for landslides.
Mountains can be a dangerous place. You decided to investigate, what's going on. You'll be back in 6 minutes.

The quest takes six minutes of time during the times morning Times-morning.png, day Times-day.png, and evening Times-evening.png, and eight minutes at night Times-night.png. At night, this time can be decreased by 1 minute, if the player equips a torch in his Off Hand Weapon slot.

Valley adventure texts

Succesful

At the edge of the known lands, there is an old cursed field, full of relics of ancient civilisations that destroyed each other. You love coming back there, to collect antique items. Under a small stone hill you found a blue cloak. The fabric was aged but still strong, embroidered with stars and some obscene symbols. Perhaps it belonged to some warlord of the past to set fear in his enemies. You took the cloak to sell the quality fabric to merchants.
At the edge of the known lands, there is an old cursed field, full of relics of ancient civilisations that destroyed each other. You love coming back there, to collect antique items. This time you found a strange dusky helmet. The engraving on it illustrated a worshipping of a giant sea monster, which decorated the top of the helmet. The helmet seemed to have an occult meaning to it, but having lesser interest in those, you just sold it to historians.
At the edge of the known lands, there is an old cursed field, full of relics of ancient civilisations that destroyed each other. You love coming back there, to collect rare antique items. An old sword caught your attention. On the hilt you found a fine art of a blazing sun and a beautiful yellow city. The blade itself was a bit rusty though, its owner probably spent a lot of time near the sea. But weapons are always valuable, so you took the sword with you for sale.
At the edge of the known lands, there is an old cursed field, full of relics of ancient civilisations that destroyed each other. You love coming back there, to collect antique items. This time you found a huge battle-axe, with the rarest Whitewood handle. A runic inscription is hard to read, you only understood its about some Valhalla. You took it home to cut the handle and sell the wood to merchants.
At the edge of the known lands, there is an old cursed field, full of relics of ancient civilisations that destroyed each other. You love coming back there, to collect antique items that historians can pay a good price for. Today you found there a massive red shield with a mystical engraving of a crowned black square. A shame that you can’t decipher a symbolical meaning of perished empires. Still, worth a fortune.
At the edge of the known lands, there is an old cursed field, full of relics of ancient civilisations that destroyed each other. You love coming back there, to collect antique items. Today, you noticed a shattered spear blade made from an odd gloomy metal. The instant you took it, you heard strange voices speaking of The Dark Lord and his ascend. You hid it and rushed to a wizard, who would pay great deal for such magical artefacts.
At the edge of the known lands, there is an old cursed field, full of relics of ancient civilisations that destroyed each other. You love coming back there, to collect antique items. This time you found a green bag lying around. You checked the content and only found some weird herbs with refreshing smell. Having no idea what it is, it came to your mind it will be a nice tea ingredient. You kept the herb, but sold the bag.


“There was a guy
Who was in love
With a girl as beautiful as snow
But she chose the one
Who was her ex
So you stole her blue dress.”
You stumbled upon a man wielding a sword near a campfire.
-Why are you armed?
-Mimics
You laughed, he laughed, the campfire laughed. You killed the campfire. Fun times.
Suddenly you were surrounded by a huge band of orcs, led by an orc shaman. They demanded you give them everything you have. You killed every single one of them and collected a lot of loot.
You went too far and saw the forbidden castle. Its gates were painted with blood and the road was scratched with claws. You hid in the bushes and saw the two angels dragging the warrior into the castle. The gate closed and a terrible scream came from behind them. You picked up a few coins that fell from the pockets of the warrior and ran back home.
In your journey you have reached a dark cave, where you met the Devil himself. You seized the opportunity and sold your soul for a handful of money. When you returned home you realized you didn't have a soul to start with.

You met a guy who asked you to shoot him in the face. You shot him in the face. On his cold corpse you found some gold.
You came across an eccentric man who lead you through a magical land of candy and sweets. Upon reaching the exit, the man loudly informs that you get nothing. You bid him good day and decapitate him for wasting your time.
You found a crypt in an old cemetery where some humans and dwarves were drinking booze. They invited you in and offered a sip. That was the tastiest mandrake liquor you ever tasted, and the host was kind enough to provide a recipe. You sold it to the local pub, but they couldn't replicate it.
“There was a guy
Who was in love
With a girl as beautiful as snow
But she chose the one
Who was her ex
So you stole her blue dress.”

Unsuccesful

It was a really nice and sunny day, so you sat under a tree and enjoyed the weather...
You fell asleep and in your dream there was a beautiful land where seven colourful armies were battling each other. “How is that different from real life and why is there a taste of mushrooms and berries in my mouth?” was your thought when you woke up.
Wandering around, you saw a little golden ball flying around. Quickly, you hopped on your broom and started chasing it. Just as you were about to catch the ball, you woke up, realising it was just a dream
In the forest you came upon a bold man who offered to fulfill your every wish. Being very cautious, you decided to reject his kind offer. He was not very pleased about it and suddenly you could feel you heart turning cold, like it was made out of stone. Luckily, you saw your own reflection in a poddle, and realised it was just a nightmare.
You found yourself in a land you where you did not want to appear again. The land crawling with vermin. Eight-legged, no-legged, and everything in between. Life here has become twisted and hateful. Nature does not stand a chance while it has creatures like that at its throat. Trying to escape from that evil place you’ve only stained your armor with blood.
You've stepped into a pile of dung. Now you stink. Nothing else happened.
Somewhere in the forest, you encounter a deer who stops you and asks if you wish to make a trade- your lunchbox for her 31 pouches of gold. Before you could say a word, an urn smashes the poor deer.

This is a reference to the first incident of pouches of gold transfer that got public. It made 31 PoG known widely as meme. The story behind can be read here: 31 PoG.