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🎺 Drink up me, Hearties!
Isn't it great if one could rewind and erase all those mistakes we made and forget about all those sufferings, like.. forever? Just solace oneself with a good drink.
Fun fact, but this topic is raised so often during the tavern brawls it's not even funny anymore. Anyhoo, those talks always end the same way. By beating those smart cookies' arses. Why is that? One might say it's because things that someone likes a lot are hated by the others. You know? Classic stuff. But real good thoughts thrive in such brawls. Especially when it comes to fist fighting. Or gold. Speaking of which, remember that strange smuggler guy? Somehow he managed to get in contact with a dealer of a very fine drink, if you know what I mean. Effects and side-effects are unclear, but it definitely juices up everyone like there is no tomorrow.
One of the locals told us his own story:
"Shij it and iaouwuweebudj. I donno sjdiehd I'm just akskeis so when yu tlak abut jskd wtf it's weoerrd jist lemme. For crunqe to qoerikadf and aftekaäääsdlj zcoii. But, kljjioof Sdjj uiuwuhäaän wee!"
Which was kindly summarized for us by some other local drunkard as follows:
- You drink it and suddenly become young. Like level 20.
- Memory and skills are improved, so you can learn faster and hit harder than other level 20 warriors.
- And after you turn 30, one can even recall some old skills and memories from your previous life.
Even though we could not get the explanation of what the heck is 'level'?
So, where were we?
Bartender, bring us another pint and let's drown our sorrows!
